Monday, February 8, 2010

Timber-r-r!



Hear that scritchy noise? That's me, scraping the very bottom of the barrel with today's record. Let's DON'T Be Policemen after all, that's just the cover I snagged when I bought this record, it had no jacket of its own. Today we are going to be shanty boys, and cut down trees and eat our lunch and go to the lavatory! At least I think that's what "Keep the Logs Movin'" refers to. Anyway, Tom Glazer and the boys sing about stuff made of wood and that rough and tumble life of the shanty boys, and gosh, isn't it a jolly good time we're all having?

Timber-r-r!

1. Timber
2. Shanty-boys' Life
3. Keep the Logs Movin'
4. Wood
5. Timber

Saturday, February 6, 2010

More Music From Peter Gunn



Much of Henry Mancini's incidental music from the late 1950s TV series "Peter Gunn" has already been re-released. Here are a few of the cuts from "More Music From Peter Gunn" that have not yet made it to CD. They're all exceptional cuts, and deserve to be heard. Musicians include Shelly Manne and Pete Condoli, I don't know enough about West Coast jazz to recognize any others but they're all on the liner notes.

Selections from More Music From Peter Gunn - Composed and conducted by Henry Mancini (1959)
RCA LPM-2040

Odd Ball
A Quiet Gass
My Manne Shelly
Goofin' at the Coffee House
Lightly

Friday, February 5, 2010

A Dance Date in Havana



Today's cha cha album is the real deal, from Orquesta Fiesta Cubana featuring Cheo Belen Puig, which is probably the best name I have heard all week. Unfortunately I found the album a big snooze, maybe you'll like it better than I did.


A Dance Date in Havana - Orquesta Fiesta Cubana under the direction of Cheo Belen Puig
Fiesta Records FLP=1213

Errante y Bohemio
Los Envidiosos
La Juma de Ayer
Lupina
Viva el Rey

El Limpiabota
Alma Guajira
No Me Gustan los Boches
Quiereme Mucho
El Derumbe del Solar

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Crooked Creek Crickets



Today’s fish in a barrel selection features the Crooked Creek Crickets from Indianapolis IN, circa 1973.

Should you ever have a need to self-induce a headache, may I recommend the Crooked Creek Cricket’s apocalyptic version of “Make a Joyful Noise Unto the Lord”? The Lord’s response: Can you keep it down a little? I’m trying to concentrate.

Other best/worst that will throw your pituitary out of whack: Getting to Know You, Green Leaves of Summer.

Crooked Creek Crickets

Crooked Creek Crickets
Psalm 100/Make a Joyful Noise Unto the Lord
Sometime I Feel Like a Motherless Child
We'll Fight for Uncle Abe
No Business Like Show Business
I Want to Be Happy
Green Leaves of Summer
Can't Get a Man With a Gun
Maggie Blues
Getting to Know You
You're Just in Love

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A Brew of Boston Clam Chowder and Catskill Borscht



Many record collectors know that the career of JFK impersonator Vaughan Meader came to a sudden and final end in November of 1963--that countless copies of "The First Family" still exist attest to Meader's widespread (though short-lived) popularity.

Catskills comedian Bernie Berns also parodied the young president, but with entirely different and much crazier premise--what if the First Family were Jewish instead of Catholic? And participated in fox hunting?

I grew up in Evanston, just north of Chicago. The school I attended was predominantly Jewish--on Jewish holidays, there were about three of us left in the class. In the seventh grade, I was so jealous of the lavish parties my friends had for their Bas Mitzvahs that they all decided to let me have my own Bas Mitzvah in the girl's bathroom just off the auditorium so I wouldn't feel left out. But even as an honorary Jew, "Bernie Goes to Washington"'s schtick and Yiddish references mostly left me in the dust. But the guy is still hilarious, even if even if you don't own the Rosetta Stone for Yiddish--he moves back and forth effortlessly between JFK's Boston accent, and broad parodies of the Jewish relatives, DeGaulle, Khruschev, and other leaders of the day.

Online information about Bernie Berns is sparse indeed--you can read his recollections of the tough life of a comedian in Miami Beach clubs here, but beyond that good luck finding any info about the guy.


Bernie Goes to Washington - Bernie Berns

Jay Gee Records JGM 2047 (c. 1963)

Monday, February 1, 2010

The Minstrels Clicked



This is a superior album, simply due to the appearance in the liner notes of the phrase “latter day outgrowth of the negro recreational shuffles”. And the punnish “The Minstrels Clicked” heading. I love a fine poetic turn of phrase.
Play this album, and the vision and sounds of a room full of rhythm-challenged moppets will fill your brain, guaranteed. And this is from someone who called the Beatles (in general, and the song “Michelle” in particular) annoying. If you ever read the blog comments.

Anyway, this album will provide the background so you can tap, tap, tap your way to stardom, although your heart is breaking, or how ever that old movie script goes.

Tap Dance Rhythms - Johnny Maddox
Dot DLP-3008

Liner notes & track list below, don't make me type them all out!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Mexicali Bras



Today's album is so half-assed I won't even give the band the courtesy of using all the letters in their name--to me they're just the Mexicali Bras. Tijuana Brass knew how to crank out jaunty devil-may-care South of the Border flavored tunes--not a brassy cover of "Michelle", a heinously bad song to begin with. Or Come Back to Sorrento, or Little Brown Jug, for chrissakes? Actually, Little Brown Jug is where the band realizes they're supposed to be aiming for upbeat, but that's in the middle of side two. Laughably bad, but not in a particularly fun or memorable way. And the chick on the cover spooks me, I blame her hypnotic stare for making me buy this one.
Bitch.

Michelle - Mexicali Bras
Crown Records CST 503

Michelle
La Golondrina
My Desire
Tijuana Go Go
Senorita

My Hearts (sic) Desire
Estrillita
Come Back to Sorrento
Little Brown Jug
Tijuana Papa

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

When Mama Wants Mambo, Mama Gets Mambo


When you gotta have the mambo, you just gotta have it....even if it's a complete ripoff of Perez Prado music, down to the punctuating grunts and hollers. This album can be useful to those who want to sing along, but simply cannot learn to count from 1 to 8 in Spanish, Dave Pell's version of Mambo #8 is in English--as is his version of Mambo Jambo.
Listen to Perez for his superior versions of Cherry Pink, Patricia, and Mambos #5 & 8-- but this album has a few other mambos that are pretty good, Whistling Mambo, Tom Cat Mambo, and the swingin' Cuban Rock.

Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White - Dave Pell
Tops 1749

Cherry Pink & Apple Blossom White
Cuban Rock
Lonely
Whistling Mambo
Mambo #8

Mambo #5
Patricia
Mambo #429
Tom Cat Mambo
Mambo Jambo

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Polka'd Out



25--Count 'em--25 polka hits from all your favorite performers! Myron Floren! Frankie Yankovic! Captain Stubby & the Buccaneers! "Whoopee" John Wilfarht! Dick Rodgers and His T. V. Recording Orchestra! OK, forget that last one. Anyway, this is Baby's First K-Tel album, and side one was pretty cool, 12 actual songs fit on one entire side--but side 2 they start fading out of songs to meet their quota of 25 hits. And they made the heinous decision to fade out of "Who Stole the Kishka? AND "In Heaven There is No Beer"!

"Too Fat Polka" is a keeper, "I don't want her you can have her, she's too fat for meeeee..."


25 Polka Greats


See the track list below, I'm WAY TOO LAZY to type it all out.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Carbon the Copycat



I beg to differ with the name of this children's record, it DOES hurt to be polite, it hurts a LOT. This isn't isn't the right sleeve for the record, it's really an annoying song called Carbon the Copycat. But I sorta like the cover.

Carbon the Copycat

Friday, January 22, 2010

Out on a Limbo



Goodness knows the limbo is too complicated for most Americans to master on their own, so thankfully Ernie Freeman’s Limbo Dance Party is equipped with detailed instructions by the lovely and seemingly double-jointed Miss Natalia of the Arthur Murray Dance Studios on the back cover. Though that arm swinging thing she’s showing seems pretty difficult, is there a remedial limbo album I could purchase first? The instructions say “If you touch the horizontal bar or touch your hands or knees to the floor, you’re eliminated”. It says nothing about no butts on the floor, so next time I’m called upon to limbo, my technique will be ass-scooting a la dog in need of anal gland attention.

I particularly liked doing the limbo to the familiar strains of Brahms’ Lullaby—it’s a complete mystery to me as to why it’s not a staple on limbo records!


Limbo Dance Party - Ernie Freeman

Liberty LRP-3283

Limbo Rock
Matilda
Limbo for Lovers (Brahms' Lullaby)
Raunchy
Yellow Bird

Tweedlee Dee
How Low Can You Limbo
Memories are Made of This
Out on a Limbo
Marianne


Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tony and Louis Two-Fer


For the Love of God, stop feeding the pigeons, Tony!! And you not even wearing a hat.

Singer/saxman Tony Pastor performed with Joe Venuti, Artie Shaw and other big bands before fronting his own outfit for many years. He gave Rosemary Clooney one of her first real gigs--but today's album features vocals from Tony's son Guy Pastor, and forgettable girl singer Beth Harmon, as well as Tony himself.

Let’s Dance with Tony Pastor


Robin Hood
Fools Rush In
Rosalie
This is My Lucky Day
Let's Do It
Two-Fer

Makin' Whoopee
Life is Just a Bowl of Cherries
Sweet Lorraine
You Make Me Feel So Young
I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter
Tony's Chance

Because the above album sounds like crap, I am including a second album that sounds like crap, too. I wasn't able to find either Teardrops From My Eyes or Bring Forth the Light in print, so maybe they're rare or something. What would I know.

Some of the cuts sound like they were recorded in the men's room at a bus station (not that I would know how the acoustics are in the men's room at a bus station or anything). Maybe it's because it was released on the Spinorama label.

Box of Oldies

Monday, January 18, 2010

Dancing By Moonlight with Abbey Albert



Man, those Fort Lauderdale audiences are tough on a lounge singer. I'm sure Abbey Albert and his band explained to the crowd that a live album was going to be recorded, and yet the crowd keep up a steady stream of noise and chatter as though it was just a radio on. Jill Allen gives it her best--she has a lovely voice and seems like she must have given the folks a smashing performance every night.

Take a listen to husband and wife team Abbey and Jill on You Turned the Tables on Me and see what you think. Again, it's fun for me to hear what it must have been like to visit a posh nightclub in the late 60s. Since the album is recorded seamlessly, I left each side intact--I just separated "Tables" because it's one of my favorite songs.

Dancing By Moonlight with Abbey Albert - with Jill Allen, vocals

Art Records ALP-50

Side 1

Give Me the Simple Life
Fly Me to the Moon
This Heart of Mine
This is all I Ask
Warsaw Concerto
San Francisco
Just in Time
Alley Cat
I Wish You Love

Side Two

You Turned the Tables on Me
I'm Glad there is You
Poor Butterfly
Stella By Starlight
Polonaise
You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You
I Don't Know Why
My Heart Belongs to Daddy
'S Wonderful
If You Knew Susie
I Want a Girl
Bill Bailey
See You In My Dreams
The Party's Over

Look! My copy's autographed!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

A Visit to the Ozark Opry


Let's take a trip to the Opry....no, not the Grand Old Opry, but one of the longest running local Oprys, from Osage Beach, Missouri. The Ozark Opry was founded in 1953 by Lee Mace, who served as the house bass player and emcee. While the Opry relies primarily on local talent, the album is actually pretty entertaining at times (though none of the musicians are credited). Of course, the goofy novelty numbers "The Fish Song" and "The Duck Song" are my favorites. Take a pass on the last cut, "The Ragged Ole Flag" which goes on forever.

Lee Mace's Ozark Opry Sings Country Ozark Opry Records OOR-112

American Guest
Right or Wrong
Mr. Sandman
Fish Song
Woke Up in Love
Bye Bye Blues
Just a Closer Walk with Thee
Always on My Mind

Sweet Country Music
Hank Williams Medley
Duck Song
There Ain't No Future in This
I'm Satisfied with You
Higher Power
Ragged Ole Flag



Here's some spirited hi-jinks from the Ozark Opry itself! I can almost hear the sound of hundreds of you booking passage to the Ozarks to be able to see this in person.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Of Whoppers and Competitive Ribbon Twirling



Has anyone else noticed how difficult it is to find commercial jingles from the 1970s arranged for performing the floor exercise in Modern Rhythmic Gymnastics? Just imagine for a moment how impressed the audience will be in your next Ribbon Dancing competition when they see you twirling about in your tiny little "skin blending beige" half-shoes to the strains of the Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle. Or gleefully and artfully flailing your ribbons about to a 1:12 long medley of the Chiquita Banana/Woolite/Tab theme songs! Or if you're a stylin' kind of Rhythmic Gymnast, you may opt to ripple your ribands to the Sasson/Jordache Jeans song.

Two of the more "interesting" medleys are the miscegenation of the theme songs for Bumblebee Tuna and Mazda (I once owned the car that was the offspring of that union) and the combination Tic Tac/Sprite tune (Tic Tacs with Sprite, universally accepted as a highly effective spermicidal douche after unprotected sex).

This lovely album is compliments of the very excellent blogger from Hooked on Stereophonic who seemed to think his blog is just too danged chi-chi to post such an album, but mine isn't!! He's got THAT right!! Thank you again, my friend!

Jingles for Gymnastics

or

here



Now watch this with the sound turn down and sing the "hold the pickles hold the lettuce" song, and let your gymnastics dreams begin!